i hate coming out. how is you not knowing my gender a me problem. figure it out idiot.
So horny I need to be molded like clay into a perfectly ornate vase but intentionally given an air pocket so I explode in the kiln
So horny I need to be repotted in a pot that’s just slightly too small for my weak and feeble roots and left in the window for the world to see
So horny I need to be locked up in the keef catcher and made to use my small and gentle lego hands to scoop keef onto the bowls of anyone who wants it
So horny I need to be spun into thread and made into a colorful and stunning blanket and used for a picnic on a muddy day
So horny I need to be cut up with child-safe zig zag pattern scissors and hung up as holiday decorations
So horny I need to be liquefied with an immersion blender and strained for my nutrients and used as a hydrating face mask peel after a hot shower
So horny I need different parts of my body dried, ground up, and mixed with oils and used to paint a modern rendition of the Martyrdom of Saint Sebastian (1525)
So horny I need to be kept on a treadmill contraption which harvests my sweat to be used to fuel zippo lighters
wikipedia school bully who demands three dollars of your lunch money but if you dont want to thats ok
doesnt seem like they have anything. was there anythign else you want me to look up
venus <he/it>
the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!
gosh iz am not really one for self promotion but uh hey …!!! mour second poetry collection is out after a year and a half in the making! iz poured much of mour souls into this and iz would love if folk could give it a look and a 5-star rating and maybe a nicey words or two… :3
it’s seven dollars but there are always always community copies for sale if that’s any sort of burdensome
previews and the textless cover photo below… :3
aqua <she/her>
heather
long days and longer nights.
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little sketchy
cruisin’ on down lord street
they’re at it again
worm would be so good if it wasn’t so bad
i love convincing my parents im normal and stable for their own sanity










